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22 Knock Knock Jokes That Are Stupid Enough To Laugh

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Knock Knock Jokes that make no sense at all are the most funny ones as well, you don’t need to be a child to laugh at these stupid jokes but to have a sense of humor is important to see the fun hidden in these joke phrases.

Here we have gathered a list of the most funny knock knock jokes that are popular enough for everyone to laugh when you see a tension in your hectic daily routine, so don’t laugh alone start sharing these comedy sentences with family or friends and even with kids of all ages!

1. Another Joke

Knock, knock.  Who’s there?  Wooden shoe.  Wooden shoe who?  Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

2. Boy & Girl

Boy Girl Knock Knock Joke

3. I’m Hungry

Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Gorilla
Gorilla Who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I’m hungry.

4. Harry Up

Knock, knock.  Who’s there?  Harry.  Harry who?  Harry up and answer the door!

5. Nun

Nun Knock Knock Joke

6. Who I Am?

Knock Knock!

Who’s there!

Bed!

Bed who?

Bed you can’t guess who I am!

7. The Chicken

Children Knock Knock Joke

8. Doctor Who

Knock, knock.  Who’s there?  Doctor.  Doctor who?  You’ve seen that TV show?

9. Honey Bee

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a soda!

10. Home

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!

11. Letter

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?

12. Britney Spears

Britney Spears Knock Knock joke

13. Birthday

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!

14. Knocking

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!

15. Police

Police Knock Knock Joke

16. Banana

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say “banana”?

17. Pencil

broken pencil knock knock joke

18. I Love

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
I love.
I love who?
I don’t know, you tell me!

19. Your Smile

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Aardvark
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles

20. Dwowning

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dwane.
Dwane who?
Dwane the bathtub — I’m dwowning!

21. God Bless You

funny knock knock joke

22. Blood

Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to suck your blood!!

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